Smiling woman with curly hair, wearing a black shirt and necklaces, standing in front of abstract colorful artwork in an art studio or gallery.

Jessie Santiago, CCHt

Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist. Educator. Intuitive. Reiki Master. Coach. Speaker. Licensed Image Consultant/Cosmetologist. Artist. Founder of Hypnosis for assholes™.

The Subliminal Stylist

After more than 20 years of separating the different parts of my work and self, I’ve brought them together into a transpersonal approach to healing. With a direct, grounded and humanistic approach, I integrate hypnosis, beauty, art, and energetic practices to help you release the stories that weigh you down and reconnect with your purpose and authenticity.

I’ve always been direct and intuitive—sometimes misunderstood, often called crass, skeptical and definitely unfiltered. Over time, I learned that clarity doesn’t need to be void of compassion and kindness. My work now sits at the intersection of spiritual, clinical, practical. I haven’t lost my edge; I’ve just learned how to wield it with much more care. I'm not always society's version if nice but I am deeply kind. If you get this, you know exactly what I am talking about. 

Hypnosis for Assholes is part of that evolution. It’s healing for the thick-skinned—the people who crave depth but need it grounded, honest, and human. Depending on your needs or curiosities, our work together might include hypnosis, somatic awareness, ritual hair services, Reiki, intuitive readings, or image consultation. This is just one of my many approaches of bringing healing to my community and it isn’t for everyone. In case you are wondering, I have left two hypnosis tracks here for you test to see what your preferred flavor of healing might be. 

This is about honoring all parts of you, from the sacred to the cynical. Because just beneath the surface, there’s something waiting for permission to grow, move, and heal. Enjoy and Welcome to my world of healing.

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Frequenly asked Questions
  • Description texThat is normal. Most of my clients felt nervous at first. But the moment they realized they were still in control, and that the process felt natural and even restful, the nerves faded. You do not have to get it “right.” Your subconscious already knows how to do this.

  • Hypnosis is safe. You are not asleep, and I cannot make you do anything you do not want to do. Think of it more as a collaboration: I guide, you choose. You are always in charge, and you can come out of it at any time. in fact, most people feel like they have more power than ever during hypnosis.

  • Most people describe it as deeply relaxing, like being wrapped in a warm blanket while still aware of what is happening. Some feel heavy, others light, some drift in and out. There is no one “right” way. It is your mind finding its own rhythm.

    If you have ever lost track of time watching a movie, or felt your body sink into bed just before sleep, you have already been in similar states. The difference is: here, you have a guide helping you use that state for healing and change.